2004-11-17 - 8:58 p.m.
Since the Seinfeld Reunion is going to be on tv soon I decided to make a list of reasons you've been watching too much Seinfeld.
You took a Tweety pez to a piano recital (or some other serious place like a wedding *clears throat*)
You eat finger foods with utencils
You use the alias "Art Vandlay"
You like Junior Mints and/or Jugyfruits
You bought $100 worth of Chinese gum
You celebrate Festivus
You know the meaning of the words and/or prhases "Sexual Camel", "Sidler", "Re-gifter", "Yada, Yada, Yada,",
You eat Big salads
You call your sig. other "Smoopy"
"Despado" is "your song"
You've danced "the Elaine" in a public place.
You've told somebody "No soup of you!"
You refer to yourself in the 3rd person "George likes spicy chicken"
You can tell if somebody is "spongeworthy"
You've pushed somebody hard and said "Get Out!"
You are annoyed by low, high, and close taklers
You've worn a "puffy shirt" in public
